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Posted on 31st Aug at 11:20 PM, with 56 notes
Perks of dating me

bromash:

• I will cook you breakfast
• Cuddles
• Kisses
• I’m tall af so i’m like a big pillow
• lots of teasing
• I will sing you to sleep
• I’m ugly so you’ll always look good
• I will play with your hair
• I will do your hair and makeup if you let me
• Piggy back rides
• I will drive you at 1 am to taco bell
• Buy you gifts for no reason
• Massage?¿?
• SsSeEeXxX
• tickles fight
• Idk please love me

Posted on 31st Aug at 11:16 PM, with 20 notes
magicalshopping:

ʚ♡ɞ | Please don’t remove the text (◕‿◕✿)
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magicalshopping:

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Tagged: #i want this,
Posted on 31st Aug at 11:15 PM, with 343,145 notes

kyunomahou:

whatfulllipsyouhave:

meredithalden:

a public service announcement

I still don’t understand why none of my art teachers ever told us this.

THANK YOU!

Posted on 31st Aug at 11:14 PM, with 42,767 notes

ticytacs:

ladyinterior:

Paper Art, Maude White

and I didn’t want to cut out bat silhouettes 

Posted on 31st Aug at 11:11 PM, with 6,894 notes

epic-vines:

Fuck cleaning.. (But ima still do it though)

Posted on 31st Aug at 11:09 PM, with 109,563 notes

averagefairy:

u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise

Posted on 31st Aug at 8:21 PM, with 48,832 notes

touchingtennantshair:

thewaywardqueen:

jessiphia:

I just…. there is so much wrong with this like THIS IS A SONG FOR PLUS SIZED POSITIVITY IN A WORLD WHERE THERE BASICALLY IS NONE and thin people STILL have to make it all about them and their feelings while girls are literally KILLING THEMSELVES out here to fit into a standard of beauty that should be considered arbitrary. 

I just. I need to sit down a moment I am literally so mad. 

DO YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY BONES???

IN THE SONG SHE SINGS “FUCK THOSE SKINNY BITCHES- /NAH IM JUST PLAYING/ I KNOW YOU THINK YOUR FAT BUT EVERY INCH OF YOU IS PERFECT FROM THE BOTTOM TO THE TOP’

SHE LITERALLY SINGS THATS SHES KIDDING AND SHE THINKS YOUR PERFECT

SO YH FUCK THESE COMMENTERS BECAUSE YH THERE MAYBE SOME OTHER ISSUES WITH THE SONG BUT IM NOT DEALING WITH PEOPLE WHO DONT LOOK UP LYRICS

DEAR SKINNY GIRLS COMPLAINING: I’M SORRY THAT WHEN SOMEONE FINALLY WROTE A SONG THAT TELS ME I’M BEAUTIFUL, IT MADE YOU FEEL BAD (EVEN THOUGH IT’S BODY POSITIVE FOR ALL TYPES). IT FEELS FUCKING AWFUL, DOESN’T IT.

Posted on 31st Aug at 8:15 PM, with 27,931 notes

katara:

Tomorrow we begin a month or “wake me up when September ends” posts despite no one listening to that song for about a decade

Posted on 31st Aug at 8:15 PM, with 151,312 notes
smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets
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smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

Posted on 31st Aug at 8:12 PM, with 47,343 notes
codeinewarrior:

woodmeat:

wat the fuck do snoop be doin??

livin
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codeinewarrior:

woodmeat:

wat the fuck do snoop be doin??

livin

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